This shit is too weird.
secondhand-sarah: I just need someone cool in my life. Someone to date but not really, someone to fuck all the time, someone to watch movies with and laugh with and smoke hookah with. Someone to be with but not put pressure on.
cacty: time to put on my final exam outfit
deepspacebutts: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. OMG YES
If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the...– A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via foxgrl)
egberts: eternal-guru: egberts: *heavy breathing* hi kevin Oh my god, my name is Kevin, and you just scared the shit out of me. *breathing heavier* sorry kevin